Hey there - just living in California, doing my own thing.
Fair winds friend
Stiles is my p much my spirit animal
I got this guys.
My lifes not going too great at the moment. I had planned to have petted at least 40% of the dogs on planet earth by now and I have petted maybe 0.5% of the dogs.
I just did the math and it turns out 0.5% of the dogs on the planet is 26 million and I dont even think I’ve petted that many :(
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
i have this disorder where i turn into a five year old whenever i get near kittens
whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle.
*deep voice* yummy yummy
ring around the rosie
pocket full of
i havent taken a good selfie since 1935
imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food
*is a wreck*
*gives ppl lifestyle advice*
the front bottoms twin size mattress
make sure you kiss your knuckles before you punch me in the face
there are lessons to be learned, consequences for all the stupid things i say
and it is no big surprise that you turned out this way
the spark in her eyes, the look on your face
i will not be late.
the holy trinity