Hey there - just living in California, doing my own thing.

Fair winds friend

Stiles is my p much my spirit animal

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tags: #beautiful

no matter how much water i drink i still remain thirsty 4 u

littlemisslissa:

I got this guys.

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

My lifes not going too great at the moment. I had planned to have petted at least 40% of the dogs on planet earth by now and I have petted maybe 0.5% of the dogs.

I just did the math and it turns out 0.5% of the dogs on the planet is 26 million and I dont even think I’ve petted that many :(

duckktective:

jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 

prostategland:

i have this disorder where i turn into a five year old whenever i get near kittens

tags: #always reblog #the ol razzle dazzle

digivolvin:

whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle.

tags: #a girl can dream
baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

waitinforthebus:

ring around the rosie

pocket full of

image

carafrightley:

i havent taken a good selfie since 1935

nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

tags: #this is a painfully accurate description of my everyday life

janemba:

*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*

tags: #THIS SONG #the front bottoms #twin size mattress

Twin Size Mattress
The Front Bottoms
24,751 plays

sunflowerjams:

the front bottoms twin size mattress

make sure you kiss your knuckles before you punch me in the face

there are lessons to be learned, consequences for all the stupid things i say

and it is no big surprise that you turned out this way

the spark in her eyes, the look on your face

i will not be late.

robelessd:

the holy trinity

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