Hey there - just living in California, smelling the flowers and being a weenie.
Fair winds friend
Stiles is my p much my spirit animal
ENTJ: I make the rules.
ESTJ: I’ve written down the rules and made copies for everyone.
ESFJ: I’ve bent over backwards to fulfill all the rules.
ENFJ: Rules are great – they help us be better people.
INTJ: I’ve discovered all the inconsistencies with the rules and…
So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA
i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space
niall: damn i look cute as hell rn *takes selfie* fuckin cute as fuck i love me
When you open your eyes during a prayer…
Vine by Marcus Johns
how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”
Abandoned Victorian Style Greenhouse, Villa Maria, in northern Italy near Lake Como. Photo taken in 1985 by Friedhelm Thomas
why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
when I was twelve my older brother and I were getting groceries from the car and I fell on my face and scraped my hands. My brother stood there and just let it happen and then attempted to pour bleach in my cuts
This makes me realize how grateful I am to have my big bro, and sad for anyone who doesn’t have one